Signs You’re A Bad Driver
You’re sat in the dental surgery. The dentist is running about 30 minutes late. Nothing new there then. Bored, you look around for something to read. You see a copy of the Reader’s Digest. You know, that tiny little “magazine” that nobody admits to subscribing to but everyone knows exactly what it is.
Insurancehotline.com analysed accidents and traffic tickets of 100,000 drivers by astrological sign. From the top down, the worst to best:
| Star Sign | Traits | Car Karma |
|---|---|---|
| Libra | Indecisive; craves consensus; flirtatious | Lacks ability to make the snap decisions necessary to avoid a crash. |
| Aquarius | Stubborn; rebellious; unconventional | Ignores the rules of the road, especially speed limits. |
| Aries | Risk taker; impulsive; childlike | Wants to race you off the line when the light turns green. |
| Pisces | Daydreamer; theatrical; vulnerable | Doesn't pay attention. Prone to bouts of road rage. |
| Scorpio | Vengeful; possessive; strong-willed | Might chase you if you cut in front of her in "her" lane. |
| Taurus | Cautious; deliberate; stubborn | Has an urge to charge at red lights; fails to yield. |
| Sagittarius | Talkative; independent; traveller | Argues with police; extreme driving; talks on mobile phone at the wheel. |
| Capricorn | Goal-orientated; scheming; traditional | So focused on the destination he ignores speed limits and traffic signs along the way. |
| Virgo | Analytical; sceptical; timid | Focuses on minor details (the squirrel) - instead of the big picture (the speed trap). |
| Cancer | Moodyl nurturing; family-orientated | Considers other drivers an "extended family". Manouvres car quickly. |
| Gemini | Alert; adaptable; curious | Need for mental stimulation helps her spot changing traffic patterns. |
| Leo | Generous; egotistical; optimistic | Strives to be a "star" driver and be respected for it. |
Bet you can’t guess which star sign I am! How accurate is it for you?
Collin is A former chairman of Portsmouth and Southampton Mini Owners' Club, certified Mini Loon, and not all that knowledgeable. He writes these articles purely for enjoyment and currently gets no recompense for all his sterling work. Maybe one day his efforts will be rewarded either financially or sexually. If you see anything wrong in any post, please leave a comment on the post or use the contact form link below.
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