You’re sat in the dental surgery. The dentist is running about 30 minutes late. Nothing new there then. Bored, you look around for something to read. You see a copy of the Reader’s Digest. You know, that tiny little “magazine” that nobody admits to subscribing to but everyone knows exactly what it is.

Insurancehotline.com analysed accidents and traffic tickets of 100,000 drivers by astrological sign. From the top down, the worst to best:

Star Sign Traits Car Karma
Libra Indecisive; craves consensus; flirtatious Lacks ability to make the snap decisions necessary to avoid a crash.
Aquarius Stubborn; rebellious; unconventional Ignores the rules of the road, especially speed limits.
Aries Risk taker; impulsive; childlike Wants to race you off the line when the light turns green.
Pisces Daydreamer; theatrical; vulnerable Doesn't pay attention. Prone to bouts of road rage.
Scorpio Vengeful; possessive; strong-willed Might chase you if you cut in front of her in "her" lane.
Taurus Cautious; deliberate; stubborn Has an urge to charge at red lights; fails to yield.
Sagittarius Talkative; independent; traveller Argues with police; extreme driving; talks on mobile phone at the wheel.
Capricorn Goal-orientated; scheming; traditional So focused on the destination he ignores speed limits and traffic signs along the way.
Virgo Analytical; sceptical; timid Focuses on minor details (the squirrel) - instead of the big picture (the speed trap).
Cancer Moodyl nurturing; family-orientated Considers other drivers an "extended family". Manouvres car quickly.
Gemini Alert; adaptable; curious Need for mental stimulation helps her spot changing traffic patterns.
Leo Generous; egotistical; optimistic Strives to be a "star" driver and be respected for it.

Bet you can’t guess which star sign I am! How accurate is it for you?